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GREET GOD
I WRITE YOU, BECAUSE YOU MUST HELP ME. I
HAVE SEEN YOUR SPACE SHUTTLE IN THE TELEVISION.
IN COLOR. AND SO CAME ME THE IDEA TO MAKE
HOLIDAYS IN THE WORLD-
ROOM. ALONE. WITHOUT MY CRAZY WIFE.
I AM THE KRAXLHUBER. THE KING OF BAVARIA WAS
MY CLOCK-CLOCK GRANDFATHER. I STAND ON A
VERY BAD FOOT WITH MY WIFE. ALWAYS SHE SHOUTS
WITH ME. SHE HAS A SHRILL VOICE LIKE A CIRCLE
SAW.
SHE LETS NO GOOD HAIR AT ME. SHE SAYS I AM A
SCHLAPP-TAIL. SHE WANTS THAT I BECOME
BÜRGERMASTER. BUT I WANT NOT BE
BÜRGERMASTER.
BUT I HAVE NOTHING AT THE HAT WITH THE
POLITICAL SHIT.
I WANT MY RUAH.
AND SO I WANT MAKE HOLIDAYS ON THE MOON.
WITHOUT MY BAD HALF. BUT I TAKE MY DOG WITH
ME. HE IS A BOXER. HIS NAME IS WURSTL. SO I
WANT BOOK A FLIHT IN YOUR NEXT SPACE
SHUTTLE. BUT PLEASE GIVE ME NOT A WINDOW PLACE. I
WOULD KOTZ YOU THE ROCKET FULL, BECAUSE I AM
NOT SWINDLE-FREE. AND NO STANDING-PLACE
PLEASE...
AND PLEASE DO NOT TELL MY WIFE THAT I WANT
GO ALONE. SHE HAS A BIG SCHROT- GUN. SHE WOULD
MAKE A SIEVE FROM MY ASS. I NEED NOT MUCH
COMFORT. A NICE DOUBLE-ROOM WITH BATH AND
KLOO AND HEATING. AND WINDOWS WITH LOOK TO
THE EARTH. SO I CAN LOOK THROUGH MAY
FARGLASS AND SEE MY WIFE WORKING ON THE POTATOE
FIELD. AND I AND MY DOG LAUGH US A BRANCH (HÄHÄHÄ).
WE WILL KRINGEL OURSELF BEFORE LAUGHING
(HÖHÖHÖHÖHÖ)!
IS WHAT LOOSE ON THE MOON? I NEED WORM
WEATHER AND I HOPE THE SUN SHINES EVERY DAY.
THIS IS VERY GOOD FOR MAY FROST-BOILS..
WITH FRIENDLY SERVUS
FRANZL
I WRITE YOU, BECAUSE YOU MUST HELP ME. I
HAVE SEEN YOUR SPACE SHUTTLE IN THE TELEVISION.
IN COLOR. AND SO CAME ME THE IDEA TO MAKE
HOLIDAYS IN THE WORLD-
ROOM. ALONE. WITHOUT MY CRAZY WIFE.
I AM THE KRAXLHUBER. THE KING OF BAVARIA WAS
MY CLOCK-CLOCK GRANDFATHER. I STAND ON A
VERY BAD FOOT WITH MY WIFE. ALWAYS SHE SHOUTS
WITH ME. SHE HAS A SHRILL VOICE LIKE A CIRCLE
SAW.
SHE LETS NO GOOD HAIR AT ME. SHE SAYS I AM A
SCHLAPP-TAIL. SHE WANTS THAT I BECOME
BÜRGERMASTER. BUT I WANT NOT BE
BÜRGERMASTER.
BUT I HAVE NOTHING AT THE HAT WITH THE
POLITICAL SHIT.
I WANT MY RUAH.
AND SO I WANT MAKE HOLIDAYS ON THE MOON.
WITHOUT MY BAD HALF. BUT I TAKE MY DOG WITH
ME. HE IS A BOXER. HIS NAME IS WURSTL. SO I
WANT BOOK A FLIHT IN YOUR NEXT SPACE
SHUTTLE. BUT PLEASE GIVE ME NOT A WINDOW PLACE. I
WOULD KOTZ YOU THE ROCKET FULL, BECAUSE I AM
NOT SWINDLE-FREE. AND NO STANDING-PLACE
PLEASE...
AND PLEASE DO NOT TELL MY WIFE THAT I WANT
GO ALONE. SHE HAS A BIG SCHROT- GUN. SHE WOULD
MAKE A SIEVE FROM MY ASS. I NEED NOT MUCH
COMFORT. A NICE DOUBLE-ROOM WITH BATH AND
KLOO AND HEATING. AND WINDOWS WITH LOOK TO
THE EARTH. SO I CAN LOOK THROUGH MAY
FARGLASS AND SEE MY WIFE WORKING ON THE POTATOE
FIELD. AND I AND MY DOG LAUGH US A BRANCH (HÄHÄHÄ).
WE WILL KRINGEL OURSELF BEFORE LAUGHING
(HÖHÖHÖHÖHÖ)!
IS WHAT LOOSE ON THE MOON? I NEED WORM
WEATHER AND I HOPE THE SUN SHINES EVERY DAY.
THIS IS VERY GOOD FOR MAY FROST-BOILS..
WITH FRIENDLY SERVUS
FRANZL
, BUT I LAUGHED ME ALSO A BRANCH WHEN I READ THE LETTER OF THE KRAXLHUBER-BAUER TO THE SPACE SHUTTLE MEN OF THE NASA. I COPIED THE WHOLE TEXT INTO A WORD-DOKUMENT AND NOW I WILL SEND IT A VERY NICE ENGLISH TEACHER WHO LIVES VERY IN OUR NEAR. 
